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A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.
Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!
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The only way to explain the phenomenon where an extremely attractive person is dating someone extremely not. They clearly have gone temporarily blind and deaf.
I have no clue. I must have gone Hellen Keller for nine months.
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Being so drunk that you can't see, hear, or make proper sentences.
"I don't think I've seen Jessica so drunk before last night"
"Yeah, she was Helen Keller for sure"
drunk
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when you bust a fat one in a girls eyes and ears making her blind and deaf
"Hey, heard you had a good time with Stacey last night."
"Yeah, I pulled out and Hellen Kellered her!"
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When you are on skype and you cannot see anyone
John: bro are you Helen Keller?
Lily: yeah. I can't see anything!
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Ejaculating into a girls eyes, mouth, and ears, disabling her hearing, sight, and ability to talk. You then sign the words F-U-C-K M-E into her pussy.
We were Hellen Kellering back there.
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When a guy and his wingman are doing a girl, one blows a load in her eye, and the other in her ear. The goal is twofold: to fill the ear canal with semen, and to hit her exposed eyeball with the respective cumshots. This effectively renders the girl both bind and deaf.
Bobby and I gave her the helen keller last week, and she still can't hear anything!
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