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Ketchup on a Lobster

When working as a professional in your field, you are usually faced with input from colleagues that have different and often over-bearing opinions. Sometimes they beat down your expertise to where there is no choice but to let them have it their way. It is a modern day "Pearls before Swine" when you give in, but it beats getting high blood pressure. Let it go.

Some people are hell-bent on putting their "taint" on your project even though they don't have your skills.

"The producer kept beating me down until I made the CD cover polka dot. I let him have his ketchup on a lobster"

by Billiest March 8, 2010


ketchup shwetty

A casual, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy food; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly benign as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup shwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise!

by YAWA July 16, 2017

35๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


ketchup dick

Derogatory term for a volunteer Fire Fighter.

Also known as a KD.

This explains the volunteer Fire Fighter who returns from his bi-yearly trash can fire and spends the next 2 hours talking about how fucking cool he is for slaying the dragon and saving the day. He then masturbates to such an excess that his dick turns bright red and starts to bleed.

A KD will drive a large red pick up truck with a light bar and sticker of fire fighters in the rear window.

A KD will wear a Bat belt of pagers, radios, flashlights, knives, CPR pocket mask, extโ€ฆ

A KD will have several tattoos of fire fighter themes

That dudes a ketchup dick look at his big truck with the light bar.

by The Sweet Dragon September 25, 2010

649๐Ÿ‘ 115๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass ketchup

mispronunciation of the star of pokemon used in a humorous way to make fun of people who like pokemon

shut the fuck up ass ketchup

by peelshere January 12, 2011

91๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ketchup Schwetty

A casually whimsical, but derogatory term, that describes a ridiculously exquisite sensitivity to even the most subtle of spicy foods; the consequences of ingesting a condiment as seemingly innocuous as ketchup resulting in an unavoidable, embarrassing public display of table-side drooling, sweating, flushing, tearing and panting.

I don't know why we bother bringin' that bitch out for Mexican...damn, she can't even handle McDonalds! Showin' out all ketchup schwetty ...let's see how she does with some ghost pepper surprise...

by YAWA July 15, 2017

46๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


ketchup soup

n. what you eat when there is no food in the house and you're hungry as Hell
Refers to making tomato soup by addding water to ketchup and heating it up

I don't get paid for two more days, I just spent my last dime, and the cupboards and fridge are empty. What the hell are we going to have for dinner ?!?!
Ketchup soup

by Webster Papadopolous July 13, 2004

68๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Mexican Ketchup

Slang term for hot sauce

(Texas Pete, Chipotle Tabasco, Cholula, Tapatio, habanero, etc.)

Guy 1: "Hey homes"

Guy 2: "que pasa mane?"

Guy 1: "Can you pass me the mexican ketchup?, this chipotle is weak"

Guy 2: "no problemo!"

by Nascarluver073 April 29, 2013

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