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Wife: "My nephews birthday party is tomorrow, what are you wearing?" Husband: *New Jersey khaki"
Why are you wearing Sunshine Khakis to the music festival?
They didn’t allow bags, and my assless chaps didn’t have pockets, duh!
speciále pair of khakis intended to make you look queer as fuck.
Bro, johnny wearing those performance khakis in the gym was such a cuck move.
Khaki is a creamy brown colour and button refers to a butt hole.
During a night of anal sex he came in my butt so much that I’ll have a khaki button for weeks.
Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.
Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.