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A spoiled Brat, too rich and brags about her stuff
ugh, I just met a total Kristie!
Man, was she a kristie
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The yellowish chlamydia juice that crusts around your penis after sex with a bar whore prostitute.
Hey Sean what do you think about that skank from the bar? Well I need some help with the Kristy Crust. Damn dude you should have just pounded your pud.
Palmer: Dude what is that fishy smell?
Sean: I have Kristy Crust and it's bad.
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The coolest , down to earth chick you will ever meet. A unicorn. All men want her, but none can have her.. except Justin Bieber.
I wish I was Kristy pepper
When a guy wines and dines a girl, has the best fuck of his life, thinks he finally found the woman of his dreams.....to wake up the next day and she's gone. Never to be found again.
That chick pulled a Dirty Kristy on Mark last week. I don't think he's ever gunna recover!
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the news girl from the bob and tom show, she also takes part in some of their comedy skits
When Kristi Lee is trying to read the news on the Bob and Tom show she is often interrupted by Tom Griswold, usually with some sort of sexual innuendo.
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When a female shoves a sounding rod in a males penis, then jerks him off to see how far the rod shoots across the room.
Last night my girl pulled a "dirty kristy" and now we cant get the thing out of the drywall.