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Lap-fire

The hot burning sensation you get on your upper thighs after using a laptop computer for extended periods of time.

Joe: "Go check out that girls facebook page, shes sexy as hell."
Jim: "Can't dude. ive been surfing all day and ive got a serious case of lap-fire."

by radiohead123 September 12, 2011


Lapping it up

When one exceedingly enjoys an experience whereby they are the central focus.

She was pretending to dislike the attention being received at the bar, but everyone knew she was lapping it up.

by Plato's Son June 7, 2010

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Taking a lap

Going for a walk around the bar/club in an attempt to situate yourself, check out points of interests, and scope out where all the attractive people are.

Examples:

Yo dude, wanna grab a beer and take a lap? I saw this really hot girl in a tight dress in the corner by the mini bar when we walked in.

Yo man, where's George at?
I don't know dude. I think he went to do a lap with Scott.

After taking a lap, Mike was able to tell Ashley where the bathrooms and mini bars were.

by bar terminology November 25, 2011

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the victory lap

A sexual maneuver in which, after a man has engaged in sexual activity with a particularly fine specimen, he then proceeds to bolt outside and run a victory lap around the general area of the deed completely unclothed, all the while cheering and throwing his fists in the air.

After Greg finished up with Stacy, he decided to run a 4-mile victory lap around his entire college campus. It was quite the victory lap indeed.

by RageFire December 4, 2007

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lap dance

usually done by a female to a male, where she dances provocatively, rubbing her ass on his lap and such and is usually paid to do so

on his 18th birthday he went out and got a lap dance

by dawn June 16, 2002

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lap daddy

A DILF dad whoโ€™s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. Think of Bellaโ€™s dad from Twilight. Thereโ€™s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and heโ€™s a total lap daddy.

โ€œGive me that lap you lap daddy.โ€ And โ€œis this lap daddyโ€™s lap taken?โ€

by Organic potting mix January 16, 2022


slut lap

To walk around the bar one last time and check out who's hot enough to flirt with before moving on to the next bar.

Tony, Steven, and Andy did their final slut lap around The Complex before heading over to JJ's.

by Tony, Steven, and Andy April 21, 2005

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