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When you hold your pee in for a long time and when you finally have to use the toilet, you no longer have to pee or only a little bit of urine comes out. This often happens in men's bathrooms when you wait in line for the urinal and when it's time for you to go, nothing...
I had a Failure To Launch at the movie theater when i had to go when watching Avengers Endgame.
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When you try to force out a fart, but don't because you might shart yourself if you fart.
Frank aborted the launch to avoid sharting.
the act of jizzing so much and fast, that the other person is launched off of the male rod.
Please don't lizard launch me
I did you hear that blank got lizard launched last night.
The act of fooling oneself,playing yourself or setting yourself up for failure.
My friend is studying for a test that he’s writing the following day but he is busy catching up on social media therefore he is self-launching.setting himself up for failure
The action of propelling ones body on to that of another person and French-kissing them with force. The over-zealous cousin of the 'grab snog'
I can't believe I launch snogged him!
(The scene from 'He's Just Not That Into You' when the female lead launches across the sofa to kiss the object of her affection, Justin Long)
This is when a child, surrounded by sea-faring men, is thrown into a pool.
The child is then rapidly chased around the vicinity, and then violently violated.
Mustard must be involved at some point.
The winner is then crowned.
All rejoice.
***Also, there are many key stipulations to the execution of a formal 'launch the octopus.' They are as follows: the child must not be an actual child but an inanimate stuffed animal so that this is not a morally-reprehensible activity; 'sea-faring men' included but are not limited to men, women, folks of all genders working in piracy, fishing, surfing, sailing, or internet architecture only; the crown must be a Burger King crown; the water in the pool must be mostly Kool-aid; everyone has a fun time; it is a wild ritual of lust, dust, gust, mustard, and whimsy; no muppets may be involved.
Yo, did you see those seabros 'launch the octopus' yesterday before the Penguins vs. Blumpkins game?!?! Ahhhhhhhhh! It was supa dupa cray, bae!
The act of farting in your hand and slowly throwing it in your significant other’s face.
I soft launch (ed) my ol lady today right in the mouth and ended up pocketing her as well.
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