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A well dressed femme lesbian or bisexual woman. Most often one who has a long term relationship with a married straight appearing bisexual woman generally with the husbands knowledge and friendship often also with his sexual participation
Dude you don't have a chance with Emma She's a Lavender Lady
Lavender City is the greatest band in the history of the universe.
Lavender City is the greatest band of all time.
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a indaka weed known to put your ass to sleep. Why do i know this because it put my ass to sleep!!!!!
we smoked some lavender haze and got put straight to sleep. Damn Dogg that lavender haze put your punk ass out.
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“Wow that guy is really nice”
“Yeah he must be a Lomas Lavender”
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Does not tote a gun ,stick,knife or anything that can hurt or mame anyone or anything!
lavender cowboys make the best mates,feminine,kind and terrific at keeping everything clean and tidyand can build you the occasional barn or something!
"The smell in this cowshed is beautiful",She said in a hushed supprised voice,"That will be the lavender cowboy over there,see him, he is milking that cow and polishing those windows at the same time!"
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A woman (sometimes called a 'beard') who pseudo-dates a homosexual man in order to conceal his homosexuality.
Person 1: Cheryl and John are so cute together!
Person 2: Nah, they're just lavender dating.
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A lie or relative truth told for a specific, usually administrative purpose, to avoid unnecessary complications.
Border guard: "Do you live at this address?"
Me: "Yes." (truth: not anymore, but I still know someone who lives there who's agreed to get the mail for me, since I'm in the process of moving from my other temporary location)
Later in the family group chat
Me: I had to use another lavender lie at the border.
Bro: Makes sense since they can't handle complicated answers.
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