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Someone who does all the work for a successful lawyer. The Legal Assistant gets in trouble anytime there is a mistake even though its the lawyers job to carefully proof read everything. Many legal assistants are underpaid and overworked. They tend to be very good looking because lawyers are horny pervs who like to look at sexy women all day long.
A legal assistant does more work then a lawyer.
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When a person finds every young girl to be at least 18, regardless of the obvious, they are said to be wearing their Legal Goggles.
Often used to justify potential actions with said jailbait.
Matt: Dude why is Mike hitting on my little sister... Shes in middle school...
John: Shit I think he has his legal goggles on, he probably thinks shes 18. I´ll take care of it.
Legal Cockfighting is a play on words, cock means chicken or penis, and cockfighting means fighting chickens, legal way is fighting your penises, 2 males duke it out with natural lightsabers. (Black people are OP in this game)
Person 1: Dude did you see how Kevin took out Mark last night? that was insane!
Person 2: Goddammit, did you guys do legal cockfighting again? this is why I don't want to be in your sleepovers.
Legally tugboat is like "Legally Blond" but without and blond and with the tugboat: meaning smart, short, ugly, and fat. She is type of girl your friend sets you up with by saying "she had a nice personality!" Like a tugboat, she looks like she wears a couple of tires around her waist the prevent hip damage!!!!!
Hey man, how did that date go the other night with that girl? Well, she never sent me a body shot, but when I met her, she was "legally tugboat!" Meaning, she went to law school, but was the ugliest chick there; nevertheless my cock thrusts were absorbed by her tire buffers and I blew a load all over her face!
Shitty, pretend bud.
No one has ever actually tried it
Yo do you want to get some legal bud?
Fuck that shit, go for the illegal kind
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money that is legally valid for the payment of debts and that must be accepted for that purpose when offered
you go to the store and try to pay for something with pennies and the store turns u down well they must accept that payment say hey u must take it that is the legal tender law
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