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a union that more and more minors are starting to form, mostly caused by unwanted oopsie-babies. thus causing divorcing earlier in life.
young 13-year-old: Mom, Dad, jason has proposed. isn't it wonderful?
Mom, Dad: yes honey! whens the marriage?
young 13-year-old: and we found out last week that im pregnant! now i get a happyf amily!
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–noun 1. the social institution under which a man and woman establish their decision to live as husband and wife by legal commitments, religious ceremonies, etc.
2. the state, condition, or relationship of being married; wedlock: a happy marriage.
3. the legal or religious ceremony that formalizes the decision of a man and woman to live as husband and wife, including the accompanying social festivities: to officiate at a marriage.
4. a relationship in which two people have pledged themselves to each other in the manner of a husband and wife, without legal sanction: trial marriage; homosexual marriage.
5. any close or intimate association or union: the marriage of words and music in a hit song.
6. a formal agreement between two companies or enterprises to combine operations, resources, etc., for mutual benefit; merger.
7. a blending or matching of different elements or components: The new lipstick is a beautiful marriage of fragrance and texture.
8. Cards. a meld of the king and queen of a suit, as in pinochle. Compare royal marriage.
9. a piece of antique furniture assembled from components of two or more authentic pieces.
10. Obsolete. the formal declaration or contract by which act a man and a woman join in wedlock.
thats how dictionary.com defines it.
now i may have miss read how this is worded but it seems to me that under deffinition 5 that gay marriage should be allowed. i mean it is marriage by deffinition. and same with deffinition 4, hell it even says homosexual marriage. and number 2 says nothing about sex. and note there is a difference between gender and sex. with gender being sexual identity in relation to society and culture. so yeah a male could be a woman and a female could be a man.
so in reality your deffinition approach to anti gay marriage is wrong. it being religious well deffinition says its a social institution. so yeah you amy be against it but it is not constitutional wrong. first amendment: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.
so yeah you cant go off of religion.
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permanent behavior modification program
The only thing that could change his man whoring behavior was erectile dysfunction, castration, and/or marriage.
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The part of life where God unites two different persons through its sacrament.
when do you want to talk about our marriage
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much less sex to the woman the man loves.
the woman chops her beautiful long hair.
"even though we have a new marriage, does not give you the selection to slice your hair off.
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The last legal form of slavery.
Wife: Honey, can you go pick up the kids from school? I'm exhausted from buying groceries today.
Husband: FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU AND THIS WHOLE MARRIAGE THING.
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verb. The act of marriage (as in on a daily basis). Contextual, only usuable in the context of spouses, never with parents, childrlen, siblings, or animals (at least in most states, need to follow up on Texas).
I marriage you. I can't tonight, I'm marriaging. How did I marriage her today?
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