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Good, clean fun that will leave just about anyone in a nearly post-coital state.
Fuck, that head massage felt orgasmic!
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Hand Job with oral sex to bring client to climax. Term used by call girls or prostitutes.
My girlfriend gave me a French Massage and I came in her mouth so hard she choked a little.
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A type if massage involving two naked oriental chicks and alot of soap water, usually followed by a "happy ending".
I don't recommend it(very weird), but if your interested Thailand is the place to go.
Zack "Man i got a sandwich massage in Pattaya, and those bitches were sliding all over the fuck'n place"
Timo "Fuck yeh i want somma that shit!"
Zack "Those bitches be sick"
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A licensed massage therapist who gets drunk and then will massage you against you will.
"Brenda would not keep her hands off of me at the pub last night. She is a massage Terrorist!"
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The name given to a massage for females concluding with a "happy ending."
"I thought I was going in for a Swedish massage, but it turns out it was an Egyptian massage. Now I am really relaxed and all I want to do is cuddle!"
"Hey Aimee, how was the massage?"
"It was great! I paid a bit extra and upgraded to the Egyptian massage and the last 10 minutes were worth every penny!"
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The act of beating someone with a sock full of pennies, or "Lincolns".
That bitch better do what I say or I'll be giving her a Lincoln massage later tonight.
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