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october 28th is mazda 3 awareness day, on this day you’re required by law to yell at every mazda 3 you see on the road.
“hey man, it’s mazda 3 awareness day tomorrow. Make sure to send Alex all the clips of you yelling at mazda 3’s”
n. The Mazda RX-7 is a Japanese-make automobile which is powered by a "Rotary Engine". This Rotary engine was desgined by the Germans. It was originally designed to be a bolt-on supercharger for motorcycle engines. During experimentation, the engineers realized it could used as an engine. It consists of a circular crankcase that holds a crankshaft with a large triangular lobe. After much deliberation, the Germans decided the engine was underpowered and inferior to the standard engine and they sold the desgin to Mazda; the only company dumb enough to power their cars with a rotary engine. In the past many Mazda models have been powered with rotary engines but now only available in the RX series. The rotary engine is unrealiable, wears, and has bad mileage, and the new Mazda RX-8 is the only car I've heard of that produces UNDER the advertsied horsepower! (Not necessarily a good thing when it's the flagship vehicle of your brand...) But what do you expect when you try to power your sports car with a motorcycle supercharger?
Dick: "Wow, did you read the Car and Driver review for the mazda RX-8? They rave about it; but then again, they like any car if it's Japanese..."
Tom: "Yeah I was looking forward to the new RX too, but the Associated Press and Consumer Reports say it's underpowered. 15% weaker than advertised actually... Mazda even realeased a statement saying they will drop the price about $1000 to make up for the lack of performance."
Dick: "Wow. All that hype... only to crash and burn... and that was real big of them to drop teh price a WHOPPING $1000..."
Tom: "Yeah. Mazda is a bunch of dicks"
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stupid foregin car with crappy everything and little in english and wiring twice as difficult as american thats why chevy rocks and the ocassional ford
crappy little foregin car with no room to sit and very little power if that above is true its a mazda protege dx
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Peices of shit Mazda's that chicks drive and make ugly ricer peices of shit.
John: Check out my Mazda MX-3 Precidia, i put a bumper sticker on it which gives it an extra 10 horsepower, that can beat your muscle car.
Joe: Your a faggot.
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The Mazda 626 is a fucking shitbox that does go over 240 KPH, This absolute rust bucket sucks ass and isnt gonna treat you right
Well atleast it has a Manuel transmission
It doesnt attract the women,
Atleast its kinda durable,You can fix it with duct tape! maybe...
Paul:Yo i just got me a Mazda 626!
Eric: Fuck you paul, youre not gonna get any bitches in that Hooker mobile.
A tiny, cute car loved by many. The oldest Miata (from the 90s) has pop up headlights that look like eyes, and a grill which looks like a mouth, and when combined, make a cute face. The newer ones, (4th gen, 2014) have a bigger, smiling grill but no longer have the pop up headlights. (They haven’t been on Miata’s since the 1st gen version) But the Miata has always had a cute face! They are also known for how small they are, sometimes being able to fit under tall semi trucks.
“I’ve been thinking of buying a Mazda MX-5 Miata lately, they are very cute.”
Your typical lady shaver on the roads of the united arab emirates, you see one. fucking rear end it.
Aha! It's a mazda cx3. *proceeds to put all his weight into the throttle*