meatballing

the act of "tea bagging" someone only with one side of the scrotum.

i got caught meatballing some dude so he tried to cut off my ball.

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meatball

A hot married person.

Bob: Ted look at that hot girl!
Ted: Dont embarrass yourself she's a meatball.

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Meatball

A term describing an extremely sexy woman invented by the WhifeBoyz in West Virginia.

When you see a beautiful woman stroll by you look at your friend and say, "Did you see that meatball?"

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Meatball

Why the fuck are you looking up meatball on Urban Dictionary you sad sack of shit.
You could of gone to college.
Why.

Dude 1: I just looked up meatball on Urban Dictionary!
Dude 2: This is why you’ll never get laid dude.

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Meatball

Little crusty bits of toilet paper clinging to ones butt-hair.

Dave: "Dude, I just had to comb a shitload of meatballs out of my ass hair.
Jack: "Dammit Dave, talking to you is like jumping in a barrel of broken glass, walking through the salt deserts of africa, rolling in a pile of razor blades, then bathing in lemon juice. Except much less fun."

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meatballed

When you're expecting food but you end up not getting any

Nikki really meatballed me when she ended up not bringing home any food for me.

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Meatball

Someone who likes to eat

fat dave grodin

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