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A mental meltdown of epic proportions. Usually associated with otherwise extremely successful business managers/owners. Characterized by blaming others for self-inflicted pain caused by poor planning.
A manager shows up to work in the morning to find all his employees have quit and has to calm a pissed off client. Later that day finds he has no plan to fix his problems, and proceeds to blame the distict manager for his problems while assuming the fetal position and murmuring for his mother. This individual would be said to have experienced A Shaffer Meltdown.
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A disastrous event produced when the manager delegates every possible aspect of the planning to others who have real jobs and don't actually complete anything on schedule.
David go to Dublin this week? Who wouldn't want to go to Dublin?
Dude, none of the presentations were ready - there was a total delegation meltdown.
a condition were one completely melts down at work after a long alcohol and drug filled weekend, usually triggered from a loss of a favorite sporting team. symptoms include but are not limited to, showing up late for work, being completely distraught and unproductive, excessive ranting about the prior game at hand, this individual may be very argumentative, maybe very sweaty, obsession will be obvious when discussing such sporting event, other signs include drinking large amounts of Gatorade, and also a long early morning coffee break. at this time the individual may appear to be coming down. Don't be fooled, the next round of symptoms are about to set in, they include multiple shit brakes at the porter potty, excessive vehicle searches, (one may not ever actually know what may be being looked for), also multiple meaningless phone calls may be in place, followed by lots of back and forth pacing for no reason at all, with random snack hours such as hole bags of potato chips or pretzels, the best way to combat this individual is to make it appear that you yourself are actually the problem. never confront with face to face altercation
Look out the birds lost there's going to be a Monday morning meltdown.
The tragedy find a monday morning meltdown is that jose is the real victem here.
the act of three guys cumming all over a black girl's face, resulting in a mess resembling a delicious Applebee's dessert
Lafonda looks like a mess after that triple chocolate meltdown.
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A triple chocolate meltdown is when a man, having sex with three women, has them place their asses together in a triangle shape, and slides his cock in the space between the three asses; then, all three asses take a massive shit on his cock.
A local man was caught performing a bizzarre sex act today with three prostitutes in the bathroom of an area 7-11. When asked what they were doing, he responded 'just buying a triple chocolate meltdown, officer'.
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A specific type of meltdown which entails shitting yourself during it.
I think Carter needs to go home he just had a full brown meltdown.
The act of filling a woman's vagina with marshmallows. Then proceeding to fuck her until they get all melted and gooey, pulling it out and having her suck and/or lick it clean. This is similar to the melted Stay Puft marshmallow man at the end of Ghostbusters, just imagine the dick as the proton gun.
Dude Uno: I did the most awesome thing last night with my girlfriend!
Dude Two: Whats that?
Dude Uno: I gave her the Stay Puft Meltdown!
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