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A system of telling time where there are 100 seconds in a minute, 100 minutes in an hour, 10 hours in a day, which makes a 100 000 second day. This is different than the current Imperial system of telling time where there are 86 400 seconds in a day. There are currently no countries that use metric time, but that is likely to change.
person 1:Hey what time is it?
person 2:Oh, in metric time it's 5:94
person 1:wtf?!
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A metric yonder is defined as the distance an average, non-handicapped adult can walk during the duration of the live version of "Free Bird" (13 minutes 39 seconds) by Lynyrd Skynyrd.
"Cletus, you know for damn sure Wal-Mart is closer than 1 metric yonder...We usually get there before the guitar solo starts."
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An alternate spelling of the official measurement scale used by European Union bureaucrats to gauge the size of their expense accounts. Original spelling: metric shitteload (as in metric tonne).
"I'll need the cheque for these first thing Monday," said Jurgen, dropping a metric shitteload of crumpled receipts on his secretary's desk at 5:17 Friday afternoon.
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a "Metric Weekend" is 9 days long. Starting on Friday and returning on Monday 9 days later. The Source is from the TV Sitcom "Taxi"
You have a weeks vacation coming, so you should take a metric weekend.
A universal measurement that can be used for anything imagineable. Named after the notable man, Nathan Tembo who is thought to be quite possibly the coolest man on the planet.
"Dude, that chick has to be at least one metric tembo tall."
"Man, I swear I gained one metric tembo over Thanksgiving Break."
A net weight of thirty grams however is passed off or considered to be a standard Imperial ounce (28.35g) with little debate or congestion. Most commonly found in drug culture in countries primarily using the Metric system (i.e. Australia) as some dealers are unaware of how much an ounce actually is, how to set their scales to Imperial units, and/or cannot be bothered measuring to exactly 28.35g. Among some drug users and dealers a Metric ounce is considered to be the standard measurement for an ounce, and is even just referred to as an ounce.
John: How much for the ounce?
David: $200.
John: Nice. Metric ounce?
David: Yeah, of course.
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A standard unit of measurement for amount. One metric fuckton is equal to 25 shitloads, a shitload is equal to 25 assloads, and an assload is equal to 50 of anything. By this logic, a shitload is 1250 of anything, and a metric fuckton is 31250 of anything.
Guy A: I had a metric fuckton of homework to do last night.
Guy B: I only have a shitload to do, and I thought I had a lot...