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a person who carries around all the negative things that have ever happened to them in their lifetime, and are constantly reminding everyone of them, thriving on the negative
She thrives on the negative, she is such a misery elephant!
When its only fire hot or ice cold all year and no in between
Person 1: Its SOO hot, too bad when the cold comes it will be too cold .
person 2: Thats Missouri Misery for ya!
An individual who complains about their situation but does nothing to improve or escape it and would sooner wallow in it in an endless cycle.
Often claiming they are "fine" or blaming other people or events for the downward spiral a Misery Pig expects everyone to give them sympathy and has no intention of accepting that the issues normally lie with them.
"John is saying he is feeling anxious again"
"Yes but he went through this before and never got any help even when he said he would get it sorted this time"
"What a Misery Pig"
Hedging your emotions by putting a bet on something you really don't want to happen, so at least you get paid if it does.
Dan: "I hope Man-U wins the cup, but I put a misery hedge on Arsenal just in case."
Matt: "How much did you put on Arsenal to win then"
Dan: "only £10. The winnings will be enough to wash away my tears if we lose".
Or
"I really hope Trump doesn't win the next election. As the odds are good, I guess I'll put $20 on him to win as a misery hedge so if he does, at least I get paid"
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Pronunciation: misz-ah-re NAP
a nap taken during an extreme bout of depression, not taken due to lack of sleep, over exertion, or any real reason. usually lasting longer than a hour.
"what did you do on your day off?"
"ate breakfast, went to the grocery store, came home had a misery nap, then you called."
"ah misery naps there the best and the worst."
Slang for making a thing or living thing muscular , nude or in a revealing outfit.
(An Inside joke)
Hey bro, did you see this new character? They're really cool!
Aw shit they got Misery-Fied
When something goes horribly, horribly wrong, this phrase is directed at the aggressor. It can be used either before or after the person/object you're venting at, but not both. Additionally, it can never be used with "you" i. e. one could not say "Get out of my way, you prick of misery."
Person 1: Prick of Misery! The 2 train is running local from the Bronx all the way to Brooklyn. (In this case, the aggressor would be the MTA)
Or
Person 1: You hit me with your car! Prick of misery! (The driver is the aggressor)
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