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Everything wrong with today.
Everything today is modern trash.
Accidental shit that was wrongly anticipated to be a fart, which when left to dry forms a sometimes interesting crusted pattern on underwear.
Sold for a lucrative profit to any number of tosser art dealers who interpret the soiled garment(s) as the work of divine genius.
Those scotch bonnets last night led to accidental sharting earlier. I nearly threw away my Calvin Kleins! Luckily I had the sense to dry them on the radiator and sell the result for six figures on ebay to this insane art dealer. who thought the image looked like the last supper. I call in modern shart!
The enemy of urban dictionary. Urban dictionary will find all these useless fucks with no friends
Urban Dictionary-(we hate all you Modern Dictionary fucks go eat shit
The act of creating havoc, in a time where 'havoc' doesn't exist.
The god's last divine intervention was an act of Modern Mayhem on the people of earth, thus ending the 3rd era of humanity.
When IW decides to turn its back on the PC community that have supported the franchise since the start and remove dedicated servers, cap the game at 9v9, no mod support, no console. Complete and utter disrespect for the PC.
I relly love playing against 4-8 year olds on IWNET and listening to their vulgar and racist comments on why they should have won. I'm so glad I'm waiting in a lobby with other players waiting to start a game and not playing on my favourite servers
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A modern punk is someone in today's world who holds traditional punk mentalities such as being anti-establishment, following DIY ethic, or anti-capitalist. Modern punks generally dress in a manner that is alternative or directly opposed to contemporary fashion or trends. Pop-punk is not modern punk, because it is made to be popular; and nobody likes a kiss-ass.
Sure, we modern punks have got that old punk spirit; but if the hardcore punks of the mid-80's got in a time machine and traveled to the year 2009, they'd kick the living shit out of us.
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Anything a baby could do put on a canvas and hanged on a museum's wall. Or if you're into sculptures, any random object placed on a white podium, in a dark room, with a solitary light shining upon it.
I wonder who would pay more for a random piece of garbage...a modern art museum or ebay?
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