noun. Available mainly in San Francisco and Key West, the Moon Pie is the act of a man ejaculating into another party(ies) asshole, where it is then followed by the said offender consuming his own seminal fluid from one or more filled, rectums. Also, can come in the Lemon Cream variety, where urine is added to the cream filling.
Paul's in the hospital getting his stomach pumped. Apparently, he had too much Moon Pie last night.
when a guy blows his load in another dudes ass it creates a moon pie. Just as a cream pie in a pussy but instead in a brown asshole.
Marvin left a moon pie in Xavier backdoor.
When a person with female genitalia bends over and rips their pants and all the business shows. See also: sausage moon pie (male genitalia)
Ugh! I was so embarrassed when I had my tights pants on and gave everyone a taco moon pie when I dropped my pen.
When you’re doing anal & leave the load inside the condom but also leave the condom inside the anus
“Hey, how things go the other night with _____ ?”
“Great, I took her back to my place for dessert & let her enjoy a banana moon pie”