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When you wake up at 3pm and it feels like morning even though it is'nt
hey Jimothy, its evening, why are you having coffee?
Its still mentally morning for me
A fancy way of saying a hickey.
"Shit, I woke up with a morning rose..."
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equivalent to morning wood, but infinitely more manly and more girthy sounding.
"Man, this morning lumber is no joke. That's the second pair of Levi's I've torn through this week!"
I had such fat morning wood, it would take a lumberjack to cut that shit down.
Liz's most noticeable feature as she woke up was her morning breath. For Mark though, it was definitely his morning lumber. It nearly bruised her ribs as he rolled over.
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the musty tang of your vagina in the morning after a long nights rage. the equivalent of 'morning breath' for your vagina.
he went down on me when we woke up, even though i had morning muff!
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Known by many names, morning breath describes the horrible taste and smell your mouth has in the morning when you wake up, even if you've brushed your teeth and all the night before.
It's especially bad when coupled with a hangover.
Morning breath is the bane of all those who fall asleep together and wake up wanting to kiss (but hopefully don't for both of their sakes!).
At the very least pull a dental denial before kissing anyone in the morning!
She was disgusted when her boyfriend gave her a kiss as soon as he woke up and promptly told him that morning breath can kill small woodland creatures.
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When horrible, anal-related things occur to you in the morning.
Also see: Anal Mourning
Mike - "Dude, this is one hell of an Anal morning."
Evan - "I know, I'm in a state of anal mourning right now."
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After a restful nite sleep and usually a nice (almost) wet dream, a woman may wake up horned. Savage combination when mixed with morning wood Unlike other definitions of morning pussy bc real ladies keep it clean.
"Baby, just bend me over. I have morning puss."