fudge musket

Slang term for a gay mans penis.

Hey dude, are you going to fuck me in the ass with that fudge musket?

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Tennessee musket

When you are fucking a girl, take your chewing tobacco out, put it on her asshole, and keep going

"So I met this chick at the mud bog the other night."
"The hot one?"
"Yep. Did the Tennessee musket on her ass"
"Damn dude!"

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Musket Shot

Main Entry:Musket shot
Pronunciation:\ˈmes-kət\ \shot\
Function: noun
Etymology:(Derived from Slaterism, Conlonism, and or Nielsenism) Common term used amongst close friends(i.e. locker room, garage, bar room, sexual engagement)
Date: Circa 2008
Def: Defined as: When a male counterpart ejaculates (i.e. blows his load) into a females mouth, proceeded by packing the wad using genitals; (i.e. stuffing his load down her throat with his cock)follwed by the female orally discharging "the load" into/onto another female.

Ex: Joe face fucks Susan untill he cums in her mouth, then stuffs the load down her throat. Susan proceeds by spliting the load into Becky's face therefor giving Becky the "Musket Shot"

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Kentuckey Musket

The act of having intercourse while the man has chewing tobacco spread around his penis.

"hey Jim, I heard you gave that girl a Kentuckey Musket last night."
"Yeh, she got a yeast infection."

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musket chugger

A derogatory term used to degrade old men who pass the time by sucking on the penises of their fellow senior citizens. The plural form of this noun is known as a “double-barreled musket chugger” in which an older man simultaneously and skillfully chugs two penises at one time. Term originated from act that single handedly ended the Civil War at the Battle of Palmito Ranch in which General Custer surrendered after being forced to double barrel musket chug both Abraham Lincoln and General Grant a period in excess of an hour.

His bike was broke and Ian had no money to fix it so he double barrel musket chugged that man real good and got it for free. What a Musket chugger...

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Noob Musket

Model 1887 shotgun utilised by noobs on call of duty modern warfare 2, frequently earning the ire of his fellow gamers due to the rediculous one hit kill range.

Damn cracker-ass mofo just noob musketed my ass!

chowder musket

Male Genitalia, love musket chowder semen

Dude, Dave's taken to many shots to the head from his boyfriends chowder musket.