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whore nanny

1. A horrid ugly female with a face that looks like it was hit with a frying pan who cares for your child during the day while you're at work then cares for your husband at night... in the sexual way.
2. A controlling bitch.
3. A cunt that tells your daughter she can call her "Mama".
4. A follower of the bonus family philosophy.
5. A inhabitant of a home with a revolving door of random babies and children. And daddy's to her 2 bastard children.

Hottie #1 Hey do you want to come to the exchange with me? Hottie #2 Maybe. Is the whore nanny going to be there with a random baby?
Hottie #1 Chances are good.
Hottie #2 I'm there. Meh. smumn.

So what does the whore nanny do? Besides fuck your ex-husband?

To your daughter... You can call me your Bonus Mom instead of Whore Nanny.

Who wouldn't want a little extra lovin' from your whore nanny? Fuck yeah, right. I love whore nannies.

Guy #1 Are you married?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Do you have a daughter?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 Does your daughter have a nanny?
Guy #2 Yes.
Guy #1 You should make that bitch your whore nanny.
Guy #2 Meh. She has a clist.

Let's put a hit out on the whore nanny.

by caseyjones April 27, 2008

14๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


poo nanny

vagina

ur a poo nanny

by scene kid ily short stack August 16, 2009

51๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


nanny basher

Someone who's bashes there nanny (sexually)

Gerry bashed his nanny in the arse

"Nanny basher"

by Ynli15 January 27, 2017

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Nanny Rocket

It's a tampon.

Holy shit! Someone left their nanny rocket in the toilet!

by nannyrocket May 18, 2011

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


pooh nanny

A female whom you would not suspect of, but thoroughly enjoys anal penetration. Usually a woman past her college years.

Katherine is a pooh nanny; she took it up the ass last night. It just so happens she requested it.

by Phil A. Sheoh August 29, 2006

41๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


poon nanny

short for poon banana, it refers to the female genatalia when she splooges and her clam looks like chewed up banana

i cant wait until my next shore leave to go get some fuckin poon nanny

by vigz June 18, 2005

26๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tranny Nanny

A transgender person, or a tranny, who also happens to be a nanny. This is mainly a woman who wants to be a man (sometimes vice versa) who cares for children. Being a nanny is a suitable job for a tranny, because their real gender could be kept a secret if he/she wants it to be. He/she may appear to be a cross-dresser.

Mrs. Smith: "I've become a little suspicious of my kids' nanny. I thought she was just a cross-dresser, but now I'm having doubts."

Mrs. Johnson: "You think she's a tranny nanny?"

by OhHeyYoo May 27, 2011

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