never nude

One who can never be nude. Often wears cutoff's and body suits. One may also paint themselves blue. There are dozens of them, Dozens!

"What's the deal with the cutoffs?"
"Tobias is a nevernude."

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Never Rosalinda

Created by Lixxle, on fanfiction.net.
"Never Rosalinda", is a phrase repeated throughout many of Lixxle's stories. It pertains to a very determined chicken, who dies in battle. Whenever someone insists upon naming something "Rosalinda", a goblin seems to appear from nowhere and say "Never Rosalinda". The bird is greatly missed.

"What shall we name the spoon?"
"ROSALINDA!"
....
"Never Rosalinda."

The fifth of never

The day I will be doing my laundry or any other related event.

Wife: when are you going to do the laundry?
Husband: The fifth of never

Never Gonna

Give You Up

Never Gonna

Let You Down

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Never dies

Term commonly used by technoblade. Used to declare victory against those who are inferior in combat or duels.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!!!!

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never volunteer

The Army only teaches you two things: "If in doubt, put down smoke and go left", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Navy only teaches you two things: "Don't throw the slops out to windward", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Air Force only teaches you two things: "Cheese tastes pretty much the same coming up as going down, so it's OK to eat before a bumpy flight", and "Never volunteer for anything".

The Marines only teach you one thing: "Never volunteer for anything".

"Never volunteer for anything".

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IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE

a word by some traitors

John: what is going on?!
Will: IT WAS NEVER MEANT TO BE

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