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habitualy used as a derogatory term, often used as a comeback to the more popular synonym to rectal sombrero, ass hat
the word is said to have originated in
late spring 2005 in southern canada.
synonyms include: ass hat, and bum bum fedora
ME: *falls off chair*
PERSON 1: ass hat.
ME: RECTAL SOMBRERO!! oooh, burn...
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The poop ring left on your head after putting your head in the ass of a Italian.
I got a Italian Sombrero from your mom last night
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Quite possibly the worst beverage in the world. Drink about an inch from the top of a pint of Guinness, then tip a shot of Tequila into the pint. Down it in one.
I was nearly sick after having a Dublin sombrero.
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Someone sits on the unsuspecting victim's head and farts and then masturbates.
This can be more enjoyable for a man rather than a woman due to the jizz explosion which can be aimed at the speed of light
John T - Can i sit on your head?
Lauren - What are you doing to do..
John T - Its a suprise
Lauren - Okay aslong as you are nice
20 MINS LATER
Lauren - You jizzed all over my face and farted on my head and all you can say is ive had better!
John T - YOU BE NO MEXICAN SOMBRERO!!!!!!
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Originally coined to describe an impressive dribbling trick performed by the Brazilian soccer star Neymar in an international match against Peru, the term "double sombrero" is now used to describe a sex act wherein a sombrero-style hat has two holes cut into the center part of the hat (the part that sits on top of the head, NOT the rim of the hat) on opposite sides before being turned upside down and filled with raw meat, at which point two individuals simultaneously make love to the opposing meat-holes until completion. The individuals participating in the act are known as "sombrereros" or "salseros del sombrero", the ejaculate of the first individual to ejaculate is known as the "salsa primera", and the ejaculate of the second sombrerero is known as the "salsa ultima" or "salsa segunda".
Did you see that game against Peru? Neymar's double sombrero was the greatest move I've ever seen!
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I told my followers I'd Periscope a double sombrero tonight but I can't find a second sombrerero...are you in?
The work friendly phrase to use instead of asshat (sitting on someones head).
Watch out for that new female boss. So she not offended lets give her an asshat and call it a donkey sombrero.
Like a Golden Shower, the Golden Sombrero, is when a person pees on another willing participant, around just the top of their head. Instead of, “showering” their entire body.
My boyfriend gave me a golden sombrero last night, and I can’t get the smell of pee in my hair.