SHIT NOE--

Same as onoes, with different words. It's used, just before something with large destruction proportions happens.

"Duuuude! Obama is becoming president!"
"ONOES."
"OYEASE"

"SHIT NOE--"

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oh noes

Something said by loser fanboy teenagers on internet forums.

Oh noes, I have no friends!

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oh teh noes

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.

w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!

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Oh Noes!

The expression, gesture or sound of someone's sexyness or misfortune.

Oh Noes! He is sexier than me.
Oh Noes! I am a sexy beast.

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noE wai d00d

When someone is killed while playing a computer game they respond with the words noE wai d00d! As an attempt at getting the hax0r banned from the game.

Person 1: HAHA I hax0red you!
Person 2: noE wai d00d!

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oh noes! anyways

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company

"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

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do you noe de wae

when your Ugandan brother needs directions to find de wae

My brothers! do you noe de wae?

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