SHIT NOE--

Same as onoes, with different words. It's used, just before something with large destruction proportions happens.

"Duuuude! Obama is becoming president!"
"ONOES."
"OYEASE"

"SHIT NOE--"

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oh noes

Something said by loser fanboy teenagers on internet forums.

Oh noes, I have no friends!

oh teh noes

Usually used to express extreme failure in n00bish. Can be used sarcastically or not.

w/o sarcasm: Oh the noes! I just lost all of mah inventory

w/ sarcasm: wtf? I just got killed again!
oh teh noes!

Oh Noes!

The expression, gesture or sound of someone's sexyness or misfortune.

Oh Noes! He is sexier than me.
Oh Noes! I am a sexy beast.

noE wai d00d

When someone is killed while playing a computer game they respond with the words noE wai d00d! As an attempt at getting the hax0r banned from the game.

Person 1: HAHA I hax0red you!
Person 2: noE wai d00d!

oh noes! anyways

used in a sarcastic way to say "oh no", usually said after a Karen threatens to stop buying from a multi billion company

"this store is trash, i will never buy from here again"
"oh noes! anyways"

do you noe de wae

when your Ugandan brother needs directions to find de wae

My brothers! do you noe de wae?