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wildcat offense

Spitting game to women. Specifically reading their next move like it is the defensive end, which is the typical read of the wildcat offense.

Chris was really running his wildcat offense to perfection last night. He got 3 numbers and a blowjob. I think he is better than anyone at running the wildcat offense. He is so money!

by The Panarelli Pipe January 17, 2011

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In my offense

Something that is so bad that there is no defending it.

I drank milk that expired two days ago. In my offense, it was the only gallon of milk left and I already poured my cereal.

by thatweirdkidhere October 19, 2019


offense kleptomaniac

Someone who, when they find an offense that isn't nailed down, will take it, even if they have no connection at all to the person or group that would supposedly be offended by the "offense" in question. This malady is often found in those practicing political correctness, though not exclusive to them.

"What's he complaining about? He's not even affected, it has nothing to do with him whatsoever."

"Oh, he's an offense kleptomaniac."

by nohbody July 25, 2007


Strike Offensive

4 Piece Trendless Thrash Metal band from Reading, UK formed on the rum fueled evening of the 25th of April 2008. Playing the purest, most balls out 80's inspired thrash metal without the taint of modern day 'fashion' metal, e.g. Emo, Screamo etc.

Fans of Strike Offensive call themselves Strike Offenders

The offensive starts here...

www.strikeoffensive.com

Dude, did you see Strike Offensive thrash the fuck out last night?

Yeah man, they were fucking awesome!!

by Strike Offensive July 10, 2011

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Tet Offensive

Tet Offensive

(VIETNAM HISTORY) Major effort by the National Liberation Front ("Viet Cong") and the PAVN to defeat the US-backed puppet regime in Saigon (the putative Republic of Vietnam"). The Tet Offensive began 31 January 1968 and was suppressed around 24 February.

In Saigon, NLF forces attacked the presidential palace, the airport, the ARVN headquarters, and US Embassy. The US and ARVN forces, who were caught off guard, quickly responded and within a week had recouped most of the lost territory. The NLF held out the longest in the pre-colonial capital of Hue, fighting back with great tenacity.

Prior to the Tet Offensive, the US military could claim it was well on its way to winning the war. Afterward, Gen. William Westmoreland admitted 200,000 more troops would be required to win the war, and US opposition to the war ballooned.

However, the NLF was nearly annihilated in the Offensive, with almost 60,000 killed.

by Primus Intra Pares July 25, 2010

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Offensive Joke

An offensive joke can refer or be offensive to someone or something.

Jack: Wanna hear an offensive Joke!

John: Sure!

Jack: You know why child predators come last in a race because they come in a little behind

John: funny thing is my brother was kidnapped by a child predator. (leaves)

by Thepoliceis9 May 23, 2022

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offensive gg

When you say gg to your opponent when you know you have it won, but before the game is over. The earlier you say it, the more offensive it is.

Steve: Damn, people were really going in on XxNoobSlayerxX in the post-game thread.
Mike: He deserved it after dropping the offensive gg and then losing.

by Delta 2777 October 10, 2020