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The noun form of being offended. When someone is offended by something you can describe their "Offension"
"WHAT YOU'RE SO MEAN"
"wow did you notice that crazy level of offension"
T"You're just like Geoff"
N"Ouch, No I'm not"
G"Wow I'm offended by you're offension"
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A phrase used to make insults seem socially acceptable.
"No offense, John, but your mom is a fucking whore."
"You've got huge bitch tits, Patrick... no offense."
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Something you say right before you offend the living shit out of someone.
no offense bob, but everything you believe is wrong
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When someone's feelings are hurt, often results in great things being removed.
Offense is the main cause of comedy removal.
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The phrase you use before you knowingly, intentionally, and viciously offend someone.
No offense, Nick, but we've always hated your guts and we're just using you for your big-screen...and your sister, who by the way is a raging slut. Especially after a couple shots of Cuervo.
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A highly subjective interpretation of something real, imagined, or interpreted as being demeaning; very often the use of complaint to attack someone while paradoxically assuming both authority and victimhood; the use of complaint as a sociopolitical weapon or vehicle to often unmerited benefit, privilege, or compensation.
Their being offended is deeply and inheirently offensive to me! I demand you recognize my victimhood and give me what I want now!
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usually said right before someone says the most offensive thing possible.
Mel Gibson: No offense, but you people are all a bunch of greedy money grabbing, bagel eating piece of shit Jews!
Jews: That was rather offensive
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