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A dumb girl who is too stupid to realize that her mother is hurting her career. She was a great child actor, but now is better off just falling off a cliff. A theif and a liar that no one thinks is worth saving anymore, because, honestly, she doesn't want help.
Lindsey Lohan: a little ex-celeb that can't make a good movie worth her life.
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a nasty little ho bag that goes out with men 5 times her age.
like bruce willis and that guy from "that 70's show"
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ugly stupid bitch that can't sing or do anything else except have breast enlargements
that girl is such a lindsay lohan....urgh...
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(n) Alcoholic beverage.
A red-headed slut with a splash of coke.
- 1 part peach schnapps
- 1 part Jagermeister
- 1/2 part cranberry juice
- 1/2 part Cola
Patron: Let me get a Lindsay Lohan.
Bartender: Yeah right...
Patron: Its a red-headed slut with a splash of coke.
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A young woman who very much resembles a 90 year old and has let herself get sucked into the media along with everyone else.
Lindsay Lohan reminds me of my great grandmother.
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1) Talented actress who used to be fucking hot, before she started sniffing cocaine, drinking massive amounts of alcohol and becoming anorexic.
2) Cocaine.
1)
- Guy #1: Hey dude, I know it sounds fucking gay but did you see "Mean Girls"?
- Guy #2: Yeah bro! Lindsay Lohan was too fucking hot in that movie man.
2) Hey I got some of that Lindsay Lohan, a kilo to be exact.
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BiG ASS TITTIES!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!
i played with her lindsay's all night.
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