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1. The act of firing people who divorce your family members.
2. To use your publicly elected powers for evil.
3. The ability of being able to point out Real America from Fake America
1. Judy was totally Palizined from her job after she divorced Stan, and then Stan and the boss went out drinking to celebrate!
2. I voted for Senator Washington, but I don't understand why he has to Palinize everything. I probably won't vote for him again.
3. Scott calculated the Rule of Palinization to determine that Portland, Oregon is not part of Real America.
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To use notes written on the inside of your hand as a reminder of points to be covered during a speech. This method is mostly used as an aid when inadequately prepared to speak to the public. Named after its most notorious user, former Vice-Presidential candidate Sarah Palin.
George: "I keep forgetting to mention lower costs and access to more people for my speech on universal health care coming up in Speech Comm 105 next period."
Richard: "Just palin the two points. No one will notice."
George: "Good idea. Do you have a pen I can borrow?"
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Palin (v) to bluff poorly, esp. with regard to some basic knowledge.
"When he brought up the electoral college I thought he would palin, but he actually knew his shit."
"I’m going to have to palin my presentation tomorrow if I have another drink."
(first spotted at http://www.delawareliberal.net)
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to lower, reduce, or dumb down
As Bruce Springsteen said at a recent concert at which he and Billy Joel performed:
"Billy and I have rehearsed a little, ...
You have to sort of Palinize your expectations. We seem like we know a lot, but we don't, really.' "
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The art of distraction with the goal of diverting attention away from a fault and towards the glittering veneer of hollow talking points which dazzle but do nothing in terms of answering the question presented.
Sarah Palin is really good at palinizing, and does it every time someone asks her a question. I think that's why it's called "palinizing."
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Similar to winging it, in that the person is speaking without any prior preparation. This consists of stringing a bunch of random words together and acting like you know what you're talking about, but in the end you just sound like a dumbass.
Person 1: Did you practice for your presentation?
Person 2: Nope, I'm just going to have to palin it.
Person 1. Good luck with that
someone who can see russia from their front porche
your mom's a palin
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