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Parents

The people who baby you for your entire childhood. They will also nag you and have the foolish belief that everything you like is bad for you. If your parents are the opposite of this description, you are incredibly lucky.

Parents are obsessively overprotective.

by DERP_MASTER April 21, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

1. The reason that you exist

2. The people who provide for you until you are 18 and can move away.

3. Every teenager's nightmare because they don't give them any personal space.

Jerry: "My parents are so annoying!"
Larry: "I feel ya! They always boss us around telling us to do shit!"
Jerry: "I can't wait until I'm 18 so I could move away!"
Larry: "Same! I'm going to go to a nice college!"

by TROLLKING9001 May 30, 2020

17๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


parents

The ones who you will love as kids, hate as teens and miss as adults.

I will always love my parents.

by Heyyohh May 14, 2012

32๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

Utter abominations that disgrace this world. Think they are the almighty power above their children, just because they gave birth to you. Pretend to love you, then just want you dead.

Parents: We are like the NSA and FBI, except we live in your house!

by Le Frenchy Frencher April 19, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

Those people who had sex to let you into this world.

Jesse's lack of parents made him sad.

by PsychoWizard April 4, 2022


Parents

People you suddenly grow very fond of once you don't have to see them every day.

Teen: God, I hate my parents. I wish they'd hang themselves.

Older Brother: Don't worry, you'll be tolerate them pretty well once you rent your own apartment.

by NG14916 February 19, 2011

39๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


Parents

The only thing between you and an endless shitload of porn

Your parents could you again man, you will loose your computer

by aaron April 20, 2005

103๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž