peanut

n. a tie that has been tugged downwards until the knot is roughly equivalent in size to a peanut.
v. to administer a peanut. A common and popular act of schoolboys.

"John just gave Sam a major peanut!"

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Peanut

the result on pulling on a persons tie ( very tight knot)

*Jerry walks over to steve*

Jerry: PEANUT!!!

*Jerry pulls very very hard on either bits of tie til there be a tight knot at the top

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peanut

the world's best girlfriend. The most beautiful girl in the world who's really smart, funny, and really sexy!! I love her!

Everything that I've ever wanted comes from my peanut. I'm so lucky to have my peanut!

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peanut

The act of ejaculating and urinating in a woman at the same time.

She was so ready to go, I didn't even piss before we started f*cking; wonder if she could tell I peanutted in her.

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the tytest girl at hse

peanut is so tyte to hang out with

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a piece of shit faggot who should kill himself

Mike: Hey Peanut guess what?
Peanut: what?
Mike: kill yourself

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Peanuts

1: Alias for penis. Used when someone who thinks 'penis' is offensive is present.

2: A comic strip.

3: A delicious food served primarily at baseball stadiums and circuses.

1: Mom, I hurt my peanuts.

2: I read the Peanuts strip in the Sunday news.

3: I bought a bag of peanuts at the Detroit Tigers game.

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