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Mr Pecan Peas

The name given to a someone when you forget their real name or you just feel like being different that day

George: Yeah Gday Mr Pecan Peas!

Izzy: What did you call me?

by Mr Floral shirt June 1, 2014


Under the pecan tree

Verb. Slang for cheating, usually between two people who are both married.

Brandon was under the pecan tree with Jennifer.

by girlsdontpoo October 22, 2020

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Pecan log roll

The act of eating 4 cups of pecans 5 hours prior to defecating on a girl's face, while your homeboi chokes her till her eyes roll back into her head.

"Tamy freaked last night when Randall and I gave her a pecan log roll."

by George Richard Sweet June 14, 2008

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National Pecan Pie Day

When : July 12th

National Pecan Pie Day is a great day to eat pie....Pecan Pie!

If you like nuts, and you like pie, and you like sweets, then today is your day. Sweet and crunchy, Pecan Pie is a regular on the menu of most restaurants. And, for good reason.

Celebrate National Pecan Pie Day by baking and eating pecan pie. Make an extra pie, and give it to a friend. Or, bring a pecan pie to work to share with co-workers. If you don't have time to bake today, go to the store or a restaurant.

National Pecan Pie Day

by lisabugg February 15, 2014


Handy Dandy Pecan Sandy

A Handjob Given by a woman of 90 years of age or older.

I didnt know my great grandma was still sexually active, until she gave me a handy dandy pecan sandy.

by NEGRO AFRO BUSH July 22, 2014

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frosted columbian pecan log

when you insert a pecan grown in the columbian jungle into the anus of a woman then have her take a dump on another girls chest then ejaculate upon it. thus forming a poop with a little pecan hat that has a white apperence from the seamen!

we made frosted columbian pecan logs last night they were delicious!

by skybo610 March 12, 2010

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Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting

Something tasty to eat when your mom leaves your home alone and refuses to let you hang out with her friends (a good way to sorrow in the fact you have no life)

Coconut Pecan Cake Frosting is pretty good, but I think I ate too much and I'm getting really sick

by Adam Man March 12, 2005

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