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A girl so whipped that she will go long distances just to satisfy your needs, no matter what the needs are.
To guys, this term is used belittle the girl.
For girls, this term simply shows their love for their partner.
Friend 1: "Yo man, I totally got my girl to come from Town A, 50 kilometres away, to here to make me a sandwich.
Friend 2: "Dude, you snagged yourself a penguin."
Girl 2: "Did you actually go all the way to Town B just to make your man a sandwich?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, I'm his penguin."
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A term used in the Air Force to describe an aircrew member who has never been on a flight, due to red tape or injuries.
Amn: Hey, did you ask Edens about the regs on our flight suit?
SrA: Why the hell would he know, he's a fucking penguin.
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One of the cutest birds who can't fly. They live in the Southern Hemisphere.
My penguin could play soccer and was named jermaine.He could not fly.
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A penguin is the most Awesome of birds.
Penguins,
CAN fly.
Eat other birds for breakfast.
Waddle.
Are simply awesome.
Love Popcorn.
Drink Coke!
Don't do what it says on the packet.
Microwave their dinner.
Live in America.
Hate zoo's.
Are actually multicoloured.
Can sleep for 5 days at a time.
Guess the time.
Hate Miley Cyrus.
Miley Cyrus: OMFG, Did you see that cute penguin back there?
Randomer: Yes.
Penguin: I HATE YOU MILEY CYRUS!
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a bird that can not fly but it can swim very well in extremely cold conditions
Batman has an enemy called Penguin.
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Homie gee's that have their pants slung so ridiculously low that they have to walk like a penguin with a back and forth swaying motion.
Chris: (Pointing and laughing)
Homie gee: Yo, what you laughin' at bitch.
Chris: You.
Homie: What da hell fo'?
Chris: Since when do penguins talk?
Homie: What da hell ya talkin' 'bout?
Chris: I see intelligence is lost on you too.
Homie: What mf?
Chris: Witty comeback penguin......
Homie: What?
Chris: (Points and laughs even more)
Homie: (Waddles away in distress knowing he has just been put down, but still cannot figure out why)
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This is a condition that I conjured up for a condition that I did not know a name for.
The condition is when you work or exercise in an environment that causes you to sweat and said sweat proceedeth down your butt and into your nether-regions and causes an irritation while at first would perhaps be a mild case of "swap ass" gradually will lead to Peguinitis if left untreated.
It is called Penguinitis because of the manner that it causes you to walk once you have the rash/irritation between your legs.
you must walk like a Penguin or feel the pain.
man1: Whats wrong with you? You are walking funny.
man2: Nuttin' man I just got a bad case of Penguinitis.
man1: Damn son, early stage or late stage?
man2: Oh, Its FULL BLOWN PENGUINITIS!
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