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A benefit of being Jewish, sometimes only people who are born Jewish qualify.
Worker: "I'm going to be quitting in a couple of weeks, sorry."
Manager: "What, why?"
W: "I'm Jewish and I'm going to Israel."
M: "So you decided to just go to Israel?"
W: "No, everyone who is born Jewish gets to go to Israel once for free."
M: "Sweet, so that's one of them jew perks."
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someone who does sexual favors in jail and on the street to get the drug percocet, they steal to make money to buy perks and destroty peoples lives just for perks
a lot of people in greenfield, ma are perk heads. the boyers are perkheads and crackheads
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A berk perk happens when a lonely man goes to a strip club by himself and spends money on strippers that he actually thinks like him finally when he puts his last dollar in the thong of a 45 yr old granmother of three she climbs off the stage and fluffs his junk
Matt went to the strip club in hopes of a berk perk
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The ones act of crushing a painkiller shoving a straw into ones anus and then having someone blow the powder into the ass.
Presumingly to enter the bloodstream faster.
(MAN)Dude did you get a video of that chick gettin the booty perk?
or if a woman is asking,
Baby will you give me that booty perk?
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the best airport player of all time he beat everyone and If u fuck with him u will be posted on his Instagram ;)
perks and pain how are u doing on this fine evening of April
A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
Your service was upgraded too? Probably a pandemic perk.