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a normally bad way to pick up girl
Notorius pick up lines:
Do you wash your clothes with Windex? Cause I can see myself in your pants.
I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?
You must be Jamaican cause you’re making me crazy.
The only thing that would look better on you is me.
You must be tired cause you been running threw my mind ALL day.
I lost my virginity can i have yours?
Hey baby, I lost my bed can I sleep in yours?
Stop, you're under arrest! You stole my heart.
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Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them.
This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up.
Someone who uses a variety of underhand tactics to try and get laid because, having serious problems with misogyny, a roaring inadequacy complex, a deeply warped image of what constitutes being a worthy person, have never developed a healthy way of interacting with the other sex and seem to believe that the only way to get laid is to beat the other person into submission or trick them, they believe that this is somehow a reasonable way to behave.
By and large, so-called PUAs are inexperienced people talking scarily ignorant shit at each other to try and appear more experienced than they are, or have some degree of success - if it can be called that - which amounts to having sex with a string of women as ill, sociopathic and/or desperate as they are, or ones who are too stupid to realise what a scary manipulative misogynist the person edging ever-closer to them is.
In other words: they have the amount of sex they would otherwise have if they were just perfectly honest about their ends, minus all the people they've scared off by being clearly desperate and/or not very well in the head.
Pick-up artists: the ironically named group who, as soon as any woman with an ounce of sense or sanity gets anywhere near them, will be dropped by them.
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A one-line come on that can sometimes be effective, but usually comes off as cheesy and stupid.
A few examples of pick-up lines are:
"I'm gonna stick my tongue so far down your esophagus, you're gonna need CPR."
"I know that milk does a body good, but damn- how much have you been drinking?"
"Did your dad have sex with a carrot? 'Cause you've got great eyes."
"You look flustered! You should lay down on me."
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When Junior boys take advantage of the new Freshman. They usually do it because they're easy but sometimes because they can't get any. Also, who doesn't like a good virgin?
"Did you see the new freshman, Violet? She is totally going to get with that Junior guy, Brian! Don't you hate Junior Pick-Up?"
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Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.
Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?
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A stripper term about picking up a lollipop with her pussy. The lollipop is placed in a johns(client) mouth and as he bites the base of the lollipop the stripper moves up and down on the part you would suck on until she signals him to stop biting it then she stands up with the lollipop inside of her.
There are 2 ways to finish the first is by simply throwing the lollipop away the second is if the john asks for it back he sucks it like usual so that he may taste her juices.
"Here's ten bucks man go get a lollipop pick up"
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