Plum Gig

A really awesome and gratifying job according to Aziz Ansari.

Jimmy Fallon: How do you like working on Parks and Rec.?
Aziz Ansari: It's a plum gig! I'm so lucky!

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Smuggling Plums

Pants, gym shorts or spandex shorts that are so tight you can see the dimples on a dude's balls, i.e. plums.

"Fred almost dry-heaved when he saw Ted smuggling plums at the gym on Saturday."

Or, if the guy has a little Jimmy Dean and teenie peanuts -

"Ed almost fell off the stairmaster when he saw Jeremy walk in wearing tight spandex gym shorts. He was smuggling grapes."

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plum gobbler

someone who likes to give blowjobs

she has be giving him a blowjob all day. shes such a plum gobbler.

plum satchel

balls, nut sack, etc.

Tom got kicked in his plum satchel.

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pups plums

Slang for something that's the best.

A variation of the dogs bollocks, the mutts nuts etc.

Those shoes are the pups plums!

Plum Gay

Plum is a gay boi

You a Plum Gay

undead plum

undead plum: A plum that has yet to be completely decomposed, yet not quite ripe with the urge to be cannibalistic towards other fruits.

I wish that undead plum would stop trying to eat all my fruits.

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