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When you get fucked so hard by a polish guy you actually get stupider with every stroke that polish thunder fucker is giving you or a very large hot dog like sandwich with melted cheese
Uhhh I think I got a polish pounder last night cuz I don't remember how to tie my shoes
When you put vodka in your anus and then fart it out, releasing the brew as a vapor
my partner polish steamboated my face; the vapor left me quite intoxicated, and smelled like rotting meat
often referred to as "angry polish lodger"
the massive shit you have to take the morning after a night out boozing
impossible to ignore, painful to suppress
joe: how's your angry polish lodger?
jason: he's fumin' mate
When one urinates while brushing their teeth to save time or to simply have fun.
I was running late for work so I got shit done by using the piss and polish.
When someone consumes nothing but sweetcorn for a few days then places a heated butt plug in there ass. Finally when the popcorn is ready the maker will bend over and deliver their freshly prepared produce to a hungry individual to munch on.
The kind Polish man ate his sweetcorn and put his butt plug on heat to prepare for his movie night with his hungry friend. He knew how his friend enjoyed Polish Popcorn
The act of receiving a handjob from someone who is quite inexperienced and moves the penis on multiple axes.
Last night was terrible, Paulina gave me a polish handjob.
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to spin, embellish, spin, puff, enhance, enrich, exaggerate, gild and generally lie like a motherfucker about something to make it seem better and more desirable than it really is
you: "man, you should have seen the girl I fucked last night. she was smokin' hot and craving my johnson juice."
me: "what a load of turd polish asswipe. I did see her. what a toothless skank whore."
you: "well, you can't have everything."
me: "well, i guess it is better than nothing. what's her number?"
Conventional Wisdom:
"you can polish a turd, but it's still a piece of shit."
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