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Smoking weed mixed with DMT out of a bong.
Smoke this Jesus Portal to take a trip to a different dimension
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When you use portals in a clever way.
you: "I put two portals in a hallway and fucked myself."
me: "Now you're thinking with portals!"
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Friction Portals occur from having sex without lube in such a manner that friction builds up to a point in which the space time continuum breaks and/or rips, forming a Friction Portal to another time or dimension.
Side-effects include: pregnancy, Drowsiness, Dizziness, Herpes, and Friction Portals.
person 1: I will fuck your mother!
Person 2: I will fuck you in your mother!
Person 1: How does that work?
Person 2: I fuck so hard, I create friction portals.
Person 1: I think, if you're making friction portals, you definitely need some lube.
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Another term for a girl who sleeps around.
After having sex with her boyrfriend in the bar bathroom, Penelope, being the penis portal that she is, left to go have sex with her best friend's boyfriend that same night.
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Noun: The Mystical Portal is a large trailor with metal wings and a long plastic rigged drainage pipe for a neck that supports its large metal head. Mystical portals are usually found in wooded areas secluded from the city. Mystical Portals have been known to mate with 1986 GMC Astro Vans. Mystical Portals can be very territorial and are best tamed with road cones and pitchforks. Mystical Portals are rare nowadays because they can be scrapped for their precious metals at local junk yards. Although Mystical Portals are harmless, any human caught by authorities in, on, or around a Mystical Portal could be punished due to uncertainties of the potential power that the Mystical Portal may or may not have. Anyone that has came in contact or has seen a Mystical Portal is urged to contact "The Keepers of the Portal" immediately as documenting their whereabouts are necessary for the continued survival of Mystical Portals.
A long time ago a poor lost boy was walking though the woods. He became lost after hours of searching for an exit. Then he came to a clearing. he ran for joy to the vast opening only to see a huge metal monster staring him down. The boy ran and ran back into the forest while The Mystical Portal came closer. As he ran out of another exit a band was recording a song on the street corner. He rambled his story though the microphone until he vanished never to be seen again... now with combine efforts the "Keepers of the portal" protect it and the fellow citizens of the world from the distruction it may cause in the years to come.
mysticalportal.tripod.com
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Are you sure you want to wreck that pleasure portal with a ten pound baby?
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