po·ta·to
/pəˈtādō/
noun
noun: potato; plural noun: potatoes
1. A boring person. Someone who rides your coattails in an attempt to seem attractive. Typically seen taking gym selfies and bathroom pics.
2. Probably also goes by the first name ‘Todd’.
3. A definite 'swipe left' on Tinder.
Key word: boring, lame, selfie, gym, fail, douche, derp, todd, tinder, dating, relationships, texting, bad, conversation.
He brought nothing to the conversation; I was all the fixings, he was just a potato.
6👍 1👎
Potatoe is an older but still correct spelling of the word more commonly word spelled potato. It turns out that Dan Quail and the young student were both correct in there spellings. The e at the end of potatoe was largely dropped by the end of the 20th century.
white potatoe, baked potatoe, sweet potatoe
173👍 101👎
A person who represents the basic characteristics of a potato; small, round, and bland.
"That fat little potato is boring the hell out of me."
"Look at that girl she is such a potato."
24👍 10👎
its when you tape a potato to your dick to make the tip bigger during sex
Baby tape a potato to your dick and lets do some potatoing
66👍 35👎
Obviously the vegetable embodiment of our Lord. It's blessing first graced South America but eventually found it's people in the realm of Ireland. Like the Holy Spirit, the potato may become angry and envoke plagues (i.e. Potato Famine). The holiness of this crop is the reason that upon ingestion the consumer feels jubilant. The crop has also been known to cure disease.
"How did you get rid of your herpes?"
"I ate a potato"
183👍 116👎
One being, at any one time, completely and utterly stoned out of their box. Comes before the stage of "Mashed".
"I'm fucking potatoed..."
28👍 13👎