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An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D
Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.
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The perfect reply when one is insultingly instructed by another individual to "suck their balls", usually leaving the opponent speechless and oneself victorious in argument.
Parent: "I thought I told you to clean that room!?"
Child: "Suck my balls!!"
Parent (calmly): "Present them.."
Child: "..." (proceeds to do as told, dumbstruck).
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walker: yo, did you hear that td presents has corona?
jesserthelazer: yeah, that man is stupid.
A present given from wife to husband at the birth of their child. It reciprocates the Push Present given from husband to wife. Named for husband's job to catch the baby on delivery. Gift should be double value in event of female child.
Wow, my friend just got a new car as a Catch Present from his wife. They had a daughter!
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When a man pulls his foreskin up over the head of his dick and makes it look like a little brown grocery bag... he then releases the foreskin, and the dick head swiftly pops out of the foreskin/brown grocery bag- just like a little present.
Sean sometimes gives himself a dick present while taking a dump.
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When you have to give a presentation but can't quite figure out how to create charts and graphs in powerpoint, so you just use some drawing program like MS-Paint to make your pictures and paste them in.
Nifty gantt chart in your presentation. I didn't know Powerpoint could do that.
It can't. That was a powerpaint presentation.
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A gift that materialistic women have come to expect for willingly carrying a child for 9 months.
"We're running out of diapers and baby supplies like crazy, and all this b!tch can talk about is the diamonds she wants for her push present."
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