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Jenna Catherine Palladino, also known as JCP, is a person that has the quality known as beauty that many girls wish they had.
Danm... that Jenna chick is hella pretty today; I bet she woke up like that.
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a scintillating, alluring, intelligent, totally approachable minx of a pixie grrl.
omgawd,... That sweet lil Miss just stole my heart and mind by saying hello -she's one pretty pretty bazooka.
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This is a orgasmic episode in which the male fornicator comes to the bring of ejaculation and on exertion of his seminal fluids onto the female (or male not that there's anything wrong with that) fornicator's body (part of body to be determined before-hand, or at moment of ejacualtion), he quickly reaches for a container of glitter (to be placed within reach before intercourse commences) and hurriedly dumps glitter onto area of ejaculation. Before the glitteree can respond, the glitterer exclaims, "Hey girl. You my pretty pretty princess."*
*This final declamation is absolutely essential to the orgasmic episode's success.
*In the event of male on male intercourse, the glitterer may replace "princess" with "prince." However, if the gliteree is a male, then there is a decent possibility that he will concede with the term "princess," anyways.
Hey girl. What happened to you?
He told me I was his pretty pretty princess.
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To denote sarcasm. Usually accompanied by a raise in pitch of the speakers voice. Written in capitals when used in text.
A: How good is double maths this afternoon?
B: Maths is PRETTY fun.
A: Mr. Smith said we have to help clean up after school.
B: Yeah i'm PRETTY gonna do that.
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essentially the equivalent to a woman's period.
used to describe when a guy is in a mass stress for no apparant reason.
BOY: argh! fuck's sake! my shoelace is undone!!
GIRL TO HER FRIEND: he's on his pretties.
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