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The act of using the opposite sex’s sex toy to pleasure yourself
Procrastinating
As defined by Gumball Watterson,
"Derived from the Mexican word "procratamaleithion" which means midnight snack, and the Viking word "Assinator" which means puckered cheeks.
It describes a person who sits on a sandwich in the dark."
"At 3 AM last night, I became a procrastinator"
What unemployed people put as their Occupation on internet profiles to try and sound clever.
Name: John Smith
Age: 28
Occupation: Procrastinating
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To be incredibly lazy, or similar to me.
Why is pprocrastination so important:
I'll tell you later.
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I'll get a definition for it later.....
teacher: John did you do you're paper?
John: No, I was playing Black ops all night to avoid doing it.....
teacher: grrrrrr Procrastinating...
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MOM: Johnny, stop procrastinating and do your homework.
Johnny: Never.
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comes from latin: pro: 'toss forward'; cras: 'tomorrow'
I have to start writing a thesis and I don't. If I keep on procrastinating I will be terribly moody.
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