fucking and puffin

when you’re banging someone while hitting ur vape

“ayo i was fucking and puffin her so hard last night”

Puffin roughen

When u got hella bad time so u smoke on the spot. most likely weed and u just puff that shit til its all gone in a small amount of time.

You: Aye we gonna smoke?

Friend: Nah we got bad time we gotta go now

You: Damn i already lighted it, Damn just do a puffin roughen.

Puffin Walks

An online book, posted on wattpad, made by Verel Cory (@sevenpost) who is actually relatable. The book features absurdity and her inner feelings, even though she doesn't want to admit it. Verel also doesn't want to admit that she (accidentally) made it into a TED talk.

Person 1: "Puffin Walks is like my cup of coffee in the morning. Full bullshit but sometimes leaves tea leaves about my future."
Person 2: "That doesn't make sense."
Person: "Just like Puffin Walks."

As spaffed as a puffin

Very dead; as dead as a dodo

The old sea captain was as spaffed as a puffin

puffin fresh

To "Puffin Fresh" someone is to poke them in their sides or tummy, as if you are poking a bag of doughnuts. Named after a doughnut store / chain.

*pokes someone in their sides* "Puffin fresh!"

puffin’ pan

A fish that puffs water out of its gills into the pan it is in while it is being fried

Do you know the puffin’ pan,
the puffin’ pan, the puffin’ pan?
Do you know the puffin’ pan
who lives on Proud Puff Street?

Squirrel Puffin

Squirrel Puffin is when someone Farts into another person's mouth making their cheeks puff up like a squirrel.

I was with my girlfriend performing cunnilingus when she surprised me with a squirrel Puffin, I had sore cheeks for a week.