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An Aussie's cock; a part of the male reproductive area that may produce cock-burn in a tight quim.
Samantha told me 'Peter.... that fucking quim pumper - he gave me cock-burn last night as he jammed his filthy big fat black jism joint fair up my tight itchy quim...'
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Is a name associated with a chap who gets more than his fair share of fanny rudder action.
Christ, that fucking bloke is a fanny magnet. He scythes through pussy like the Quim Reaper.
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when happy lady fires liquid from quim into face of unsuspecting, yet fortunate, participant in well known game of 'splash quim in his face'
That was a refreshing quim splash, but you haven't played a real game of 'splash quim in his face' until he has drowned.
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Your cock, willy, dick, penis, mr. wiggly, the one-eyed snake, big bad biff the baby butcher!
"ima poke your quim, with my quim stick baby! o yeah! you know it!
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(Noun, Adjective, "Quim Shielded", "Quim Shielding" - verb)
The opposite of a cockblock; a third party Bro who is employed (not always knowingly) by a Bro to "shield" his Bro from the unwanted advances of a "Quim" (usually female - a person hungry for Bro-goo).
Also used as slang for femidom.
Example #1
"Hey Bro, thanks for being my Quim Shield last night."
"No problem Bro, that sow would have crushed your pelvis"
"Even her personality was heavy"
"Sheeeeeeeyit"
Example #2
"Hey Bro, how come you kept asking me to play video games with you last night? I thought that you were totally going to tapeth les bootay of that ultimately hot slice of broad. I felt like a total cockblock"
"Well Bro I was actually using you as my Quim Shield; I was well up for shagging her at first, but then I spotted the pulsing twitch of an unruly python in her knickers and Aborted Mission. High five!!"
"...Sorry mate I wasn't listening, what did you say?"
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quim barreiros is an awesome portuguese singer and the king of portuguese music known for hits like: "a cabritinha" and "a garagem da vizinha".
If someone calls you quim barreiros you should thank, that person is saying that you are someone that is very social and fun to be around, you bright up any party and have the best taste in music.
person 1: hey look at that dude, he is a real quim barreiros
person 2: you are right, i wish i was friends with him
A South West London term for tampons
The wife just called me, she's just started bleeding and wants me to pick her up some quim sticks on the way home.