Redditor

A guy who plays tf2 or pvz

Tf2 fan: Fortnite bad Minecraft good
Fortnite fan: Redditor

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Redditor

A person that is above everyone in society and wears a fedora.

Dumb human: WOW,HOW ARE YOU SO COOL AND HANDSOME
Redditor: *gently rips fedora* I am a redditor.

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Redditor

See also: incel, virgin.

“You give Redditor vibes. Get the fuck away from me.”

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Redditor

A really fat man.

Redditor

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Redditor

An amazing introvert that uses Reddit and is creative doing memes or if they don't make memes they upvote or downvote other memes. Redditors have subreddits that thhey follow and are part of. Reddit is awesome Tik Tok sucks amen. Fortnite sucks.

Person: that is a Redditor he makes the memes that make us laugh.
Redditor: I look at memes or make creative memes or share things I have made.

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Redditor

Someone who's pretty Big Chungus if you ask me.

Im such a redditor that it isn't funny.

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Redditor

A superhuman above all sorts of normie trash, such as, but not limited to:
-Instagram,
-Snapchat,
-Facebook,
-Pinterest,
-LinkedIn,
-Wykop,
-WhatsApp,
-Tumblr,
-Twitter,
-Skype,
-Discord,
-VK,
-Badoo,
-Tinder,
-MySpace,
-StumbleUpon,
-Vine,
-Musical.ly,
-Tik Tok,
-Flickr,
-DeviantArt,
-Quora.

A redditor uses a god-like, incognito, original and non-plagiarized free content app called Reddit, which technically isn't a social media site/app, therefore it isn't normie trash.

Most of the sites I listed straight up steal content from Reddit without the consent of its creator and rarely list the source of media. Additionally, social media sites and or apps are the disease of the internet, due to, but not limited to:
-Thots,
-CP (What the fuck?),
-Unreliable information,
-Useless information,
-Unconfirmed information,
-Super cringy content, which your eyes need bleaching after. For that, visit r/Eyebleach on Reddit.

In the past, Redditors were hated. They still are, but not as much. They however know, that they are right and in turn ignore all the normies. It's simply tiresome to state such trivial facts, like my aforesaid ones. Another cool fact is they stay together. Humans like to have friends interested in the same things. Redditors do too! But if someone's using one of those fucking social media sites... they'll either try to convert them or... ignore them.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk.

*Wednesday*
Redditor1: You see that dude over there?
Redditor2: Yeah...
Redditor1: I had a conversation with him, and I gotta tell you, he's fucked in the head.
Redditor2: Why?
Redditor1: He's an instagram normie...........
Redditor2: Another one? What the fuck... So only You and I are normal here I suppose....
Redditor1: You think we can convert him?
Redditor2: Ask him how long he's been using instagram for and you've got your answer.
Redditor1: Hi, Mark. You see, I have a question...
Mark: What is it?
Redditor1: Sorry if it's kinda sudden, but how long have you been using instagram?
Mark: I installed it this weekend.
Redditor1: Thanks.
Redditor2: How was it? Has he told you?
Redditor1: Yeah, and... four days at most.
Redditor2: There's no hope for him...

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