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"roller coaster puzzle" is a metaphor that perfectly describes the difficulty dealing with the chaos, serendipity, spontaneity of life. Trying to put your life together through all of life's challenges is directly correlated with the incredulously ridiculous and frankly stupid scenario where a person would bring an unfinished puzzle onto a roller coaster and attempt to build it while going through twists, turns, and loops at 60+ mph with the pieces flying freaking everywhere. To be honest that's what life feels like sometimes and I believe this is a perfect metaphor for that.
Man this shit is like trying to build a roller coaster puzzle smmfh.
When you cry for a short periods of time, think you are done crying, then start crying some more.
Marcy: "Last night after gorge left for his two week vaca I was roller coaster crying for 3 hours."
Karen: "I did the same thing when my son went to stay away camp. You just cry and stop and cry and stop, it just never ends"
Ride an intense rollercoaster until you throw up. Make sure you throw up in a bag. Go home and shove your bag o' vomit in the microwave. Heat on high for 5 minutes. Next find a tiny asian chick with a tight pusssy and fuckk the brains out of her using the vomit as lube.
Alex: "You feelin ok?" Brett: "Nah dude, i rome roller coastered all night long."
An occurrence of feeling blues/depressed or withdrawals proceeding the days after going to an amusement park. Usually during this time you constantly reminisce or have a strong urge of going back.
Homie A: So how was your day at Six Flags?
Homie B: It was sooo fun but I really want to go back now. I think I have Post Roller Coaster Syndrome.
The best coaster in the world according to Moritz it will be removed in 2021 so good luck getting the credit
Hyperion Roller Coaster is a meme
A life
And good
Roll-er Co-ster
A train on a track that is safer than American schools. It goes up a lift hill with a chain and hen drops you down a huge hill, it goes upside down. People say you can die on it but they are just pussys.
FRIEND 1: Bro have you heard about the new roller coaster at funnisland.
Pussy #1: A ROLLER COASTER? YOU WILL FUCKING DIE.
Friend #1: *forces pussy to go on the roller coaster*
Pussy #1 and Pussy #2: WERE GONNA FUCKING DIEEE.