You know who invented Rock N' Roll? DAVID LEE ROTH!
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Margo Roth Soeigelman is a mysterious, adventurous, "paper girl" or as Quentin Jacobsen likes to describe her as the most fantastically gorgeous created God has ever created. Book written by John Green (2008) movie Paper Towns (2015) starring Natt Wolff (Quentin Jacobsen) Cara Delevingne (Margo Roth Speigelman) and Austin Abrams (Ben Starling)
Paper Towns is a town that is not plotted on the map so the city can't be copyrighted (usually has very small populations) Margo Roth Speigelman is finding who she actually is. That's why she is adventurous and mysterious
If there ever was a "super"hero named Spandex Man, David Lee Roth would be him. Known for his umm...manliness...ok nevermind... umm...
those weird gymnastic jumps he does where he does splits in the air...
show stealer...
umm
steal shower?
yea ok ill stop
*dark, gothic intro* *you hear Eddie Van Halen starting his intros AND THEN THE LIGHTS TURN ON AND YOU SEE SEXY SPANDEX MAN HIMSELF, DAVID LEE ROTH RIPPING HIS VOCAL CHORDS OUT BY TRYING TO SING OH YEAH!*A
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Bad Ass front man, but Sammy Hagar owns his ass in singing ability. The Van Halen albums with him on it are better than Hagar's, but he is still an egotistical, selfish stupid jew.
"The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4:00 in the morning, then turns into a pizza."
-David Lee Roth
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the reason why god invented a .45 caliber bullet.
I heard David Lee Roth got busted in Central Park trying to buy weed off the Rastas and he's bald.
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The term used for people who don't appreciate infamous horror movie director Eli Roth. People that don't understand good shit when they see it and are completely close-minded to new things in horror. People that wish that they were that awesome.
"Hey I hear he's a Eli Roth hater!"
"Well than hes a dick, and wishes he was that awesome!"
"Eli Roth haters don't know what theyre missing"
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The real name of singer Jonah Marais. Who is 1 of 5 of the members in the best band in the world called Why Don't We. Who have amazing voices and are super talented.
"Marais is actually my middle name ...not to many know that ...my full name is Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich"
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