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The rainiest and darkest city in all of Canada, Rupertites are known for their artistic savvy because they are house riddin for the 364 rainy days in the year. having nothing to do but read books, listen to music, and go on the internet Rupertites are much paler than the typical Canadian.
Bob the Rupertite: "man this new Radiohead album is great"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah It's good to walk to"
Bob the Rupertite: "you go outside?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah"
Bob the Rupertite: "were you born in Prince Rupert?"
Fred the Rupertite: "yeah..."
Bob the Rupertite: "you must be crazy then"
Fred the Rupertite: *shrug*
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A "Rupert Murdoch" is a sexual act in which the person pisses on the bodies of murdered children and soldiers, then ejaculates on them, thus making the piss/semen mix "fair and balanced".
I heard that you can get a Rupert Murdoch in Bangkok for only 5 dollars.
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You find yourself in a situation in which you must have sexual intercourse with two females separately. The catch is that their collective age must equal 20 years. Thus, if one was 12 years old, the other must be 8 years old. If one was 19 years old, the other must be 1 year old, and so on. What do you do?
Rupert's Paradox has baffled the minds of scholars for years.
"I look to a day when people will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by how they respond to Rupert's Paradox."
-MLK
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The hottest hottie in the world of hotties!!!!!
person1: guess what!?
person2: What?!?
person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie
person2: AHH! I know!!! Hes soooo hott!
person1: Lets go find him and bring him to your basement
person2: OHH! yea so we can rape him!
persin1: Potato's are yummy!
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person1: Rupert Grint is a hottie!
person2: Yea, he is.....!
person1: Are you thinking what Im thinking?
person2: BASEMENT RAPE!!!!!
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When a person takes an abnormally large amount of time to figure out a joke . Usually due to the person being stoned or stupid or in rare cases both.
Your Rupert delay is massive when your drunk.
Actor, born 30 June 1963 in Weston-super-Mare, England. Best known for playing Detective Inspector Lestrade in the BBC series Sherlock. Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
A: Tell us about Rupert Graves.
B: Rupert Graves is good at football and has five children.
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The most awesome redhead who ever walked the face of the earth!
He was a regular kid who dreamed of being 'Ron Weasley' of the 'Harry Potter' movies -- and he made that dream come true! Which makes him an inspiration to a lot of young people worldwide, sending out a message that you too can do anything you want as long as you set your mind to it.
Without any professional acting experience, Rupert Grint decided to take a chance.
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