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When a guy sticks his foot up a lady's vagina.
That lubed help so much when I gave Susie a slippery sandal last night.
A technique used by Arab/Hispanic children to protect themselves from a brutal punishment.
Christian kid: "How do you protect yourself from your parents' brutal punishments"
Hispanic/Arab kid: "Have you heard of sandal dodging?"
leather sandals which enable arab bombers to flee the scene of the explosion without being seen. these are usually brown and rotten with a light smell of cheese and onion.
sadaam forgot his turbo sandals
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When a grown man with a beard wear a pair of leather flip flops
(Man) Hey check out my new sandals honey
(Wife) you mean jesus sandals
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A highly derogatory term for people who advocate caring for the environment, such as greenies, conservationists, hippies, environmental activists and the like
Joe: "Why do you need an SUV for just getting around the city? A smaller car would be just as good, with only a fraction of the carbon emissions."
Andrew: "Shut up and mind your own business, ya fucken sandal muncher!"
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The Most effective contraception ... in the world being 99.9999999999999999999% effective.
Studies by the University of The West of Scotland show that women are instantly turned off by the phenomenon and instantly friend zone you or worse put out a restraining order on you.
Basically if you wear Socks & Sandals and have never had sex before, you never will*.
*= Exceptions to this rule have been found in Canada.
Woman 1: That guy looks kinda cute!
Woman 2: Yea, OMG LOOK AT HIS FEET?!?
Woman 1: Oh WTF Socks & Sandals? I'm now drier than the Sahara desert !!
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Something that is especially dry or crusty.
"Her fish mitten were dryer than Ghandi's Sandals"
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