barracuda

A promiscuous, sexually aggressive woman, someone who takes a traditionally masculine approach to getting laid - less interested in a committed relationship, more interested in having the sex and walking away in pursuit of the next score. Consequently, such a woman quickly gains a reputation for her sometimes devastating effects on the men she sleeps with.

Jo-Anne's great for a laugh and a night of passion, dude, but don't get emotionally hung up on her, she's a real barracuda.

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errection

A state of male excitement which brings a high risk of poor decision making. Blending the word 'error' into the word 'erection'.

Pete: Hey, Mike, I heard that babe you boned last year is suing you for child support.
Mike: Yeah, that's gotta be the worst errection I ever had.

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takes the gravy

Relating to fellatio, "taking the gravy" means allowing the man come in one's mouth then swallowing his ejaculatory discharge and leaving his organ completely clean.

What a babe! she only gives the best head on the coast, but she also takes the gravy.

slashddos

The temporary denial-of-service effect resulting from a website being linked to from a story on the front page of the Slashdot (www.slashdot.org) tech news website.

The phenomenon mostly affects websites on lower-capacity servers. They can run for years with low-medium traffic, but with the huge tsunami of requests that come from being linked on Slashdot, such websites can be effectively paralysed for half a day or more.

"Dammit, I can't reach Pranknet."
"Try again tomorrow, dude, the site got slashddos'ed an hour ago."

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cpos

Complete Pile Of Shit (compare pos)

I wouldn't bother upgrading to Vista, it's a CPOS

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yebbit

A magical incantation which is uttered at the start of a sentence to impart substance and credibility to the rest of the sentence. It is used to exempt the speaker from accepting personal responsibility for a situation or changing his/her viewpoint on an issue.

Alice: Tina, if you want to lose all that weight you really have to cut down on those cheesecakes.
Tina: Yebbit I've been going to the gym a couple of times a month, and I've tried dieting before but my metabolism just holds the weight on me no matter what I eat.

nut off

To make an irrational verbal attack on someone.

Mike got home late from work only to have Nina totally nut off at him, thinking he was cheating on her; she only shut up when he showed her the design he had to create at short notice.

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