scented candle

When you smell another mans penis after having anal sex.

Hey wanna smell my scented candle?

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New Relationship Scent

Much like New Car Scent when you have a new car, New Relationship Scent is that glow of being in a new relationship. You're more caught in the excitement of getting to know the person than actually getting to know the person.

Guy 1: I met a really cute girl the other. She's amazing!
Guy 2: Finally getting some?
Guy 1: Not yet, I want to make sure it's not just New Relationship Scent or just a random hook up

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noah scented mayo

noah scented mayo = a scented mayo product that is labelled noah
noah scented mayo ≠ noah centineo

"i love to get me sum noah scented mayo for dessert"
"why yall saying noah scented mayo is noah centineo?"

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new car scent

the act of farting into a vent in one of your friends car before he/she gets in, then aiming the vent right at them, and turning it on.

I think i just may treat Stephen to a new car scent today!

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ass scented douche bag

figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell

You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag

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he who scent it, sent it

simple deduction on who the passer of gass is

john.....man, someone farted
mary......he who scent it, sent it

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Vanilla Scented Pencil Case

Another word for v-card

"Did you know sally lost her vanilla scented pencil case"
"omg no way"