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Any person that is Mad and does not give a fuck about anything or anybody
He was a Mad scone when Tina did not come over
The tiny pieces of toilet paper that stay on the back of the toilet after wiping
"That bathroom was nasty there was two weeks worth of toilet scones on the seat"
When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.
Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?
When a man and a woman are having sex and the guy pulls out before he is about to cum and hence cums all over the girls vagina, the man then partakes in the act of eating out the pussy, using the cum as frosting.
Hey Jone after dinner want to have a Jone Scone for dessert???
American slang for an act of sexual nature.
Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.
Flat scones popular in the Glasgow area particularly among musical theatre types.
Oh aye, Thin Scones...
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